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Mandy Moore and very, very unattractive singer/songwriter Ryan Adams ended their seven month relationship. Ryan claimed he was “allergic” to paparazzi attention, and it eventually ruined his relationship with Mandy.

“Mandy is one of those genuinely sweet angelic people you wish to meet your whole life. I am grateful for our friendship and how it allowed us both to grow and learn more.”

“Unfortunately I am allergic to paparazzi and have found the best antidote to that sort of nonsense is staying behind the guitar and typewriter, staying close to my support group of friends and band mates and not engaging in activities that prevent me from taking care of myself or others,” he says. “I found the entire speculation and subsequent photographs and intrusions terrifying and only wish to live as normal a life as possible, so that I might always remain punk as fuck AND sober.”

He continues, “Also, I just want to jam. Plus I like metal A LOT.”

I guess it’s difficult to remain “punk as fuck” while dating a woman who sings songs with lyrics like, “I’m missin’ you like candy!”

P.S. I also just want to jam.

3 Responses to “Mandy Moore & Ryan Adams: Dunzo”
  1. Darth Paul says:

    “Punk”…that’s the funniest thing I heard all week.
    Mandy can do better than that morlock. He sucks.

  2. LankaKitten says:

    Summertime = break ups. Who knew?

  3. Ta2dMom says:

    Oh thank God. She can do so much better.