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Angelina Jolie and her very-pregnant tummy (supposedly) made an appearance at her hospital room window in the French Riviera. Photographers snapped away, but it’s unclear if the woman is actually Angelina–the actress’ personal assistant, Holly Goline, has the same due date as Angelina, and sports bangs and un-tattooed tummy, much like the woman in the photos.

I have a crazy-lady theory that Angelina actually gave birth a few weeks ago when the original announcement was made, but this bizarre charade has kept going on to confuse the press. In my crazy-lady opinion, Holly Goline is most likely the woman in the hospital, but I’m just a drunky blogger in Boston, so what do I know, right? Right. Nothing.

But anyhoo, I’ll play along, despite the fact that I think it’s all bullshit for extending press coverage.

According to her doctor, Dr. Michel Sussmann, Angelina is expected to spend the next few weeks at the Fondation Lenval Hospital awaiting the birth of her twin girls.

Sussmann said Wednesday that the Oscar-winner could give birth anytime “in the next weeks.”

The doctor has been monitoring Jolie’s pregnancy for the past two months.

“She will only benefit from being monitored at the hospital in the weeks to come,” Sussmann said. “All this is … totally normal.”

Is he nervous having such a high-profile patient? “I’m not nervous at all,” he told People. “She’s a very nice person, very happy. She’s not nervous either.”

Brad Pitt brought daughters Zahara and Shiloh to the maternity ward for a visit on Thursday, but the couple’s boys, Maddox and Pax, have kept a low profile since their mother entered the hospital last weekend.

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6 Responses to “Angelina Jolie Allegedly Still Knocked Up”
  1. LankaKitten says:

    That’s totally not Jolie flashing the tummy.

  2. J-Dub says:

    i’m down with the crazy lady theory

  3. chrissy says:

    is it just me or doe sshiloh look like she has highlights put into her hair in that pic?!

  4. renae says:

    I agree, that’s not Angelina. I doubt she would’ve had her tattoos lasered off while pregnant - much less if she wasn’t.

    Shiloh’s hair looks fully natural to me. She’s so adorble as well as her sister… I can’t wait to see what the twins will look like… I hope they look like Shiloh.

  5. testykitty says:

    totally not angelina.

  6. Wormgirl3.14 says:

    I’m French, I used to live next to Marseille, in the south-east of France.

    My parents still living there and when I went there to visit them, back in the week from May 26th to June 1st, my bro told me that a friend of him who’s father is a doctor has another doctor’s friend who told him he made Angelina giving birth to the twins in la Timone Hospital (Marseille).

    It was a caesarean operation, I dunno if it’s the right word in english.

    Anyway, she’s supposedly gave birth in May! As the original rumour said!

    I totally agree with your theory! I think they are negociating the pictures contracts while the babies who certainly were born “premature”, are recovering their normal weight and size in the Nice clinic…