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As strange as it sounds, perpetually shirt-less actor Matthew McConaughey is now a father. Matthew’s girlfriend, Camilla Alves, gave birth to a son Monday afternoon in Los Angeles.

Alves, 24, gave birth to the as-yet-unnamed baby at 6.22 p.m. local time weighing 7 lb., 4 oz.

“We are stoked and wowed by this miracle of creation and this gift from God, and so excited for the adventure that will come in raising this child, being a mother and a father, and sheparding him or her through this life,” McConaughey blogged when announcing the pregnancy in January.

I swear to Christ, if Mr. Alyk ever claims to be “stoked” over me getting pregnant, I will totally shit myself. The word “tubular” better not come into play either.

And yes, the above paragraph is the most un-lady-like statement I’ve ever made, but I meant it literally.

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3 Responses to “Matthew McConaughey is Someone’s Dad”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    Haha, Watch what ya say Mr. Alyk!
    I remember reading that his brother named his kid Miller Lite and that he wanted to name his son Bud. I SO hope that doesn’t happen. Ugh! Rednecks!

  2. AmyD says:

    How’s he gonna hug that kid with his stubby arms? But yeah, “stoked”? Niiice…

  3. Mr_Alyk says:

    I’ll get a baby in her belly, pronto.