Lindsay Lohan’s 14 year old sister, Ali Lohan, released her first single today, and God bless her soul, it’s so painful. People Magazine described it as “her hip-hop vibe,” and I described it as elevator music with Girl Scout lyrics.

Lohan says the sound of her upcoming album is different from fellow teen star Miley Cyrus: “She’s really good,” Ali tells People. “But I have different music than her. It’s a different vibe, it’s definitely a different vibe. Mine is more hip-hop. Kind of like Rihanna.”

Um, yes, kind of like Rihanna, if Rihanna was an over-privileged white girl from Long Island.

6 Responses to “‘All the Way Around’ Until I Barf”
  1. chrissy says:

    god that girl cannot hold a note to save he rlife….

  2. Darth Paul says:

    I can’t hate too much. Deluded genes run rampant through both sides of that sad family.

  3. echoroc says:

    oh god this is bad. not as bad as heidi, though.

  4. Ta2dMom says:

    I got through 40 seconds and had to turn it off. But, I agree with echoroc, it’s not as bad as Heidi’s.
    Of course, that’s not saying much.

  5. chrissy says:

    its not bad
    it has a good beat, and she actually CAN sing
    just because she’s lindsay’s sister people will say this song is bad
    i think her album will sell alot of copies
    trust me

  6. cool says:

    i like it
    i agree with chrissy, the one who liked it