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Earlier today, photos surfaced of Pete Wentz being pulled over in Hollywood. Apparently, Pete’s driver’s license was expired, so he let the passenger in the car take over driving duties.

At first glance, you would assume the person driving the car was his wife Ashlee, circa 2006, but no, it isn’t. The photo agency identified the woman as Pete’s younger sister Hilary, but no, it isn’t.

I realize a majority of CW’s readers came from the original Celeb Worship group on Suicide Girls, so I assume some of you might be able to recognize the woman sitting next to Pete: yup, it’s former Suicide Girl (now God’s Girl, I guess) Katie. The “Love Life” chestpiece is kind of a giveaway.

Anyhoo, Katie was before my time, so I didn’t really know her well, but I doubt this is a riding dirty situation. She’s probably his assistant or some shit.

Either way, if I was Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, I wouldn’t be too comfortable with my husband chilling all day with a hot-ass nude model.

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26 Responses to “That Ain’t His Sister, Yo”
  1. Cherry says:

    Yup, totally Katie.

  2. Pip says:

    It is Katie, and I put money on riding dirty.

  3. Kristie says:

    Hilarious. That’s totes her!

  4. DG says:

    Ohhh, Pete. So soon? :(

  5. crystalwrists says:

    i wouldn’t want to be associated with that dude.

  6. Anonymous says:

    i love katie.

  7. kATE says:

    whaaaatev. Pete Wentz makes my skin crawl.

  8. Darth Paul says:

    Projecting your own insecurities onto the relationships of others’ is daft.

  9. fistfuck says:

    oh wow… hey i remember her! I completely wouldnt have recognized her if ya didnt say who she was though….

    Wentz has a sister? What does she look like?

  10. Bronson says:

    i think miss kate has better things to do than wait on pete…i vote ridin dirty also.

  11. Alyk says:

    Darth Paul, my husband is middle aged! He doesn’t bone naked internet models!

  12. Alyk says:

    Also, this is Hilary Wentz:

  13. Mr_Alyk says:

    Not any more…

  14. Ta2dMom says:

    It’s Katie fo’ sho’

  15. SidSuicide says:

    My husband still bangs nude internet models… Well, just one… :P

    Also, that’s totes Katie… She wouldn’t share her chicken with me, and I’m still bitter about it. :P

  16. Alyk says:

    I bet she totally shares her chicken with Wentz.

  17. Surreal says:

    Awesome

  18. shazzy says:

    Hahahaha!! LA trash unite!

  19. maitaisuicide says:

    Awww shit! That’s totally Katie. Not his sister, she’s from Alaska and home boy is from the mid-west. Hahaha

  20. CocoabutteR says:

    Mr Alyk ftw!

  21. LankaKitten says:

    Best post ever!

  22. nilsa says:

    oh wow… hey i remember her! I completely wouldnt have recognized her if ya didnt say who she was though….
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  23. Pip says:

    Apparently MrAlyK is such a prude he does not even enjoy his wife befriending the local “working girls”. ;)

  24. darthspielberg says:

    Is it me, or do I find the fact that she kind of looks a little bit like Ashlee to be more than amusing…especially if ridin’ dirty is the case.

  25. Necia says:

    No, I’m totally amused by that fact as well.

  26. testykitty says:

    aly “eagle-eye” k. good job sherlock!