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If I was dumb enough to put my penis inside of Jessica Simpson (no, I don’t have one, but that’s not the issue here), I would want to bury any incriminating evidence that proved I had any sort of contact with her. John Mayer apparently doesn’t share my opinion.

[John's] girlfriend Jennifer Aniston found “a batch” of love letters from his ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson in his guitar case. “Jennifer was more hurt than angry at the discovery,” said a source. “The letters surprisingly were very touching and well written.” Aniston appeared to be fine after Mayer smoothed things over. Her rep called the tale “completely fabricated.”

Well, the part about the letters being “well-written” is definitely fabricated.

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5 Responses to “John Mayer: Ridin’ Dirty”
  1. J-Dub says:

    i think jessica is secretly smart and acting dumb to get more attention

  2. Ta2dMom says:

    Why would he still keep them in his guitar case? I mean, sure, keep what you want, but put it away somewhere in your closet or something.

  3. Maria says:

    I think it’s true and Jennifer is just pathetic. Jessica’s career is rising and Jen’s on the decline.

  4. The Ghost says:

    Ta2dMom: Maybe he uses them as referential material when he writes songs?

    J-Dub: I think Jessica is secretly AVERAGE, and is acting “dumb” to get more attention, LOL!

  5. zagge says:

    Why are you make Jen hurt. I has belive that you love her. Do not hurt her. Jen think if he leave you and you get hurt agin Love you Jen. I think you and john are cute