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For reasons I don’t understand, OK! Magazine offered Jessica Alba a stunning $1.5 million for the first photos of her newborn daughter. Jessica and fiance Cash Warren reportedly agreed to pimp their baby out in a series of upcoming photoshoots with Honor Marie.

We’re hearing the two-part deal consists of pictures of the baby now, and one other “event” –Christmas, Thanksgiving, vacation, etc. Our spy said Jessica initially turned down the offers of several weekly mags, not wanting to sell, but eventually caved.

Two-month-old Honor, we’re told, is just “adorable” and the pictures, taken this week, are “so cute.”

I’m waiting to hear a story about how a tab took back their million dollar offer because the baby turned out too ugly for a cover. I have my fingers crossed that will occur with the Wentz-Simpson spawn.

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5 Responses to “Expensive Babies, Part 237”
  1. Darth Paul says:

    She should pay THEM.

  2. jdb says:

    I still think they win for worts baby name of the year.

  3. Kourtney says:

    I don’t know. Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby is hideous. If she’s not too ugly for the cover, then there’s no such thing.

  4. Ta2dMom says:

    I’m pretty sure there’s no such thing as too ugly for the cover of a tabloid magazine ya know?

  5. Necia says:

    Right? They’d pay MORE money for that.