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In her never-ending need to steal Nicole Richie’s thunder, Paris Hilton reportedly came up with a new plan to one-up her best frenemy. According to Page Six, Paris would like to get knocked up by her new boyfriend, Benji Madden.

“She’s jealous of all the attention Nicole Richie has been getting and knows she’s fallen off in the tabs lately,” said one friend. “A baby would put her back in the news.” Hilton, who’s only dated Madden for six months, is already doing what she’s never done before: swearing off drugs and booze in an attempt to try and spawn.

For those of you keeping score at home, Nicole has a daughter, Harlow, with Benji’s brother and Good Charlotte bandmate, Joel Madden.

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6 Responses to “Paris Ready to Spawn Out of Spite”
  1. DG says:

    a.) Barf.

    b.) What’s up with all the hippie dresses lately?

  2. crystalwrists says:

    babies aren’t disposable, paris.

  3. Ta2dMom says:

    Please let this never ever happen! EVER!

  4. Freud says:

    i hope he wont go along with it

  5. Jinxy McDeath says:

    Paris could die, she’d be newsworthy for a day, but pretty much having a kid isn’t going to do it, even with the uglier of the two ugliest guy is pop. Not rock pop. Thanks for making me heave at the thought that a person who still kills her own dogs by locking them in closets to die of thirst and starvation will be having a baby.

  6. Bill says:

    When will people realize that her PR stooges plant these stories to give her more press; then she can get more attention by lashing out at Page Six and other columnists that tell the truth about her. What a phony!!

    Go away Paris!