In her never-ending need to steal Nicole Richie’s thunder, Paris Hilton reportedly came up with a new plan to one-up her best frenemy. According to Page Six, Paris would like to get knocked up by her new boyfriend, Benji Madden.
“She’s jealous of all the attention Nicole Richie has been getting and knows she’s fallen off in the tabs lately,” said one friend. “A baby would put her back in the news.” Hilton, who’s only dated Madden for six months, is already doing what she’s never done before: swearing off drugs and booze in an attempt to try and spawn.
For those of you keeping score at home, Nicole has a daughter, Harlow, with Benji’s brother and Good Charlotte bandmate, Joel Madden.


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July 15th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
a.) Barf.
b.) What’s up with all the hippie dresses lately?
July 15th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
babies aren’t disposable, paris.
July 15th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Please let this never ever happen! EVER!
July 15th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
i hope he wont go along with it
July 15th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Paris could die, she’d be newsworthy for a day, but pretty much having a kid isn’t going to do it, even with the uglier of the two ugliest guy is pop. Not rock pop. Thanks for making me heave at the thought that a person who still kills her own dogs by locking them in closets to die of thirst and starvation will be having a baby.
July 16th, 2008 at 4:24 am
When will people realize that her PR stooges plant these stories to give her more press; then she can get more attention by lashing out at Page Six and other columnists that tell the truth about her. What a phony!!
Go away Paris!