I have no idea why this woman would agree to this, but Pat O’Brien’s now infamous girlfriend Betsy agreed to marry his dumbass. You might remember a few years ago when Pat left drunken voicemails for some other broad, saying he wanted to fuck her and a shitload of other vile shit.

“I want to go fucking crazy with you.. go nuts! But pretend to pay attention to Betsy.”

Remember those? I’m not an uptight woman, but I swear to Christ, if Mr. Alyk left me voicemail messages like Pat left for his girlfriend, I would wash his mouth out with soap and spray him down with holy water until he agreed to never use the words “crazy” and “suck” in the same sentence ever again.

Anyhoo, so yeah, Pat and Betsy have been together for five years, and they decided to get married next Fall. Pat said they might get married in “Jamaica, New York, or Nantucket,” but regardless of where they get married, I’m sure it’s going to be hot, and they’re going to just go crazy and get some hookers or something.

The below Youtube clip is NSFW and really, not safe for life, so if you intend to have sexual intercourse with your partner sometime in the near future, don’t listen to it, because you will become permanently turned off.

Ok? Bye. Call me back because you’re so fucking hot. Bye. You’re hot.

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