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Aside from singing vaguely homophobic songs (”Ur So Gay?” C’mon, girl, that shit ain’t right), Katy Perry is also semi-famous for making semi-interesting quotes. Katy’s latest semi-interesting quote: she wants to make out with little Miley Cyrus.

Katy Perry sings the summer’s sexiest song “I Kissed a Girl.”

So who’s her dream same sex smooch?

“Miley Cyrus!” she says in the latest issue of Steppin’ Out magazine. “She’s the lucky girl. It’s cool to hear through the grapevine that Miley Cyrus has my song as her ring tone.”

“Maybe we’ll have another Britney-Madonna moment on stage,” Perry joked. “How hilarious would that be? Although I don’t think it would help her career. However, it would definitely help mine!”

Later in the interview, Katy admitted to having sex with her boyfriend, Travis McCoy. Breaking news: 23 year old woman has sex with her rock star boyfriend. News at 11.

P.S. Did you read my Katy Perry story? Go do it, and I promise to leave you a Pat O’Brien-ish voicemail.

5 Responses to “Katy Perry Has Lost Her Mind”
  1. Darth Paul says:

    I agree 100% with the strippers’ opinion.

  2. Jinxy McDeath says:

    Why are blogs clogged with items about this nobody. She must have the best publicist in the business. It’s amazing to me, really.

  3. Ta2dMom says:

    I can’t help it, I like the song. It gets stuck in my head.
    Don’t worry, I’m sufficiently ashamed.

  4. Ta2dMom says:

    But really? Miley Cyrus? Blech!

  5. Sarah says:

    Miley’s only 15. Wouldn’t that qualify Perry as a predator?