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Former “Family Ties” cutie Brian Bonsall could be headed to jail. Homeboy allegedly violated his probation, and now a judge could sentence the former kid actor to jail time.

Bonsall pleaded guilty last year to third-degree assault after tossing his girlfriend around — and has now allegedly violated the terms of his two-year probation by failing to pay for domestic-violence classes, submitting a positive breath test, and failing to show at other scheduled breathalyzer check-ups — this according to Boulder’s Daily Camera.

The 26-year-old is due in court on Wednesday in Colorado and his probation officer has recommended a 60-day term of work release — allowing him to work during the day and go back to the pokey at night.

I have four words for Brian: “you gonna get raped.”

That was really uncouth, and I apologize. But seriously, kid, keep a grip on that soap should you head to the pokey.

5 Responses to “Ugly People Go to Jail”
  1. LankaKitten says:

    Aw shit.

  2. lldkjKd says:

    He’s pretty hot, in a dirty way.

  3. Darth Paul says:

    LMAO…uncouth is marvelous!

    I’d agree w/you, lldkjKd, but the gutterpunk look shouldn’t come with sculpted eyebrows. And piercings are just not hot anymore.

  4. Ta2dMom says:

    He was such a damn cute kid. Damn, Andy, what would Alex say?

  5. Youfuck says:

    That shit is fuckin old…that pic is like 2-3 years old. Where the fuck do you get your material? Did you just wake up LMAO faggot