Some dumbass actor from General Hospital named his newborn son “Peanut.” For reals. Ingo Rademacher and his fiancée, Ehiku, gave their son the legal name Peanut Kai.

“We were calling him that when he was in mommy,” Rademacher told People about the unusual name, which was first reported by Soap Opera Digest. “It kind of represented joy and happiness to us. It puts a smile on everyone’s face.”

Sorry, Peanut, no career in politics for you. In fact, no career at all for you! Have fun shoveling shit in a barn for the rest of your life, because with a name like that, you don’t have a chance in hell.

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