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On July 7, Nicole Kidman gave birth to daughter Sunday Rose Kidman Urban. Exactly two weeks later, Nicole was spotted leaving a yoga class in Nashville, appearing rail-thin.

Mommies: how the eff is that possible? A woman over the age of 40 can pop out a kid and look like she was never even pregnant days later? Does this have something to do with a deal Nicole made with Xenu?

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15 Responses to “I Smell a Conspiracy”
  1. pestilencepony says:

    all you need is a tummy tuck right after c section and some spanxx.

  2. Lala says:

    Or you could just be rediculously skinny before and a regular yoga fanatic

  3. fistfuck says:

    ehhh if you have the right genetics its completely possible. I have 2 kids, i was back to my pre-pregnant stomach when i was leaving the hospital, the only difference was the skin on my stomach was looser… but there wasnt any pudge left. I weighed 105 before pregnancy… got up to 130 pregnant… and then ended up 95-100 after pregnancy.

    Ofcourse i was a avid breastfeeder, i have heard that helps with the mom’s figure…

  4. Anonymous says:

    After my first child my stomach was flat in 2 wks. I breastfed too and that helps you loose your gut faster.

  5. Nomi says:

    I told you guys she bought a baby off the black market.

    (Well I tried to, some of my comments keep getting stuck “in moderation.”)

  6. kATE says:

    I don’t ever recall seeing any pictures of her full prego… total conspiracy.

  7. Darth Paul says:

    She’s a hologram, I tell you…

  8. djfjf says:

    Crack does that.

  9. Ta2dMom says:

    I don’t know, I think it’s probably more like a combination of all those things already listed above.

  10. Anonymous says:

    Who wears a jacket in Nashville in July? That’s what is weird to me.

  11. Triste says:

    I was starting to think it was a conspiracy until I saw this picture. Her boobs look like she’s breastfeeding. I also breastfed two babies and it’s amazing how quickly the weight comes off when breastfeeding.

  12. Kealli says:

    Yeah, her tits are huge (for her).

  13. Hera says:

    She never looked like she was full term when she was preggo. Which just adds to the speculation that Hollywood crazies opt to have their babies early to avoid gaining as much weight, get a C-section and Tummy Tuck right after…..
    There has to be somthing wrong with her though at her age to have been that skinny is next to impossible. Isn’t your metabolisim supposed to slow down as you get older??? She is clearly a diet/weight addict…

  14. ms_benes says:

    a combo of breastfeeding-does wonders and spanx, yup it can happen

  15. Jinxy McDeath says:

    Her job requires her to look perfect, that what she does in between acting. Staying fit is the only way she can continue to get parts. Fat, saggy, droopy are not going to fill a theater, she knows that.