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In the wake of allegations of a weekend overdose, Peaches Geldof’s rep issued a statement claiming the 19 year socialite was not treated for a drug overdose. Instead, the rep insisted, Peaches collapsed in her London home after inhaling ammonia fumes while bleaching her hair with all the windows closed.

Are you effing kidding me?

Her agent, Andy Varley, told us: “Peaches has made a full recovery from the minor incident reported in yesterday’s papers.

“After attending last night’s Batman premiere in Leicester Square, she is looking forward to work as usual today.”

Paramedics confirmed they treated Peaches that evening, but refused to give details about the cause of the collapse that rendered her unconscious.

Peaches shook off the controversy, and said she only cares about “the pure things in life.” So what are the pure things in life according to the little ammonia-mouth-breather? “Love, art, and music.”

6 Responses to “This Happens to Me All the Time”
  1. Kristie says:

    SHINOPY?? That is you??

  2. SHINOPY says:

    Here I am! Peaches is getting the scraping of internal organs right now.

  3. pestilencepony says:

    yea, cuz rich girls dye their own hair….

  4. Darth Paul says:

    “Love, art, and music.”

    So…sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll? Very pure, yeah…

  5. jjm says:

    When I sniff ammonia it wakes my ass up! That is what is in those little capsules they break under your nose! Oh and don’t get it in a cut! Wow!

  6. LankaKitten says:

    Now who would buy that?