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Us Weekly dropped a huge non-shocker today: the magazine alleged Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt conceived their newborn twins using in vitro fertilization. The couple reportedly wanted to conceive twins Knox and Vivienne quickly, so they turned to science, rather than, you know, just being happy with the million other babies they already have.

“They conceived through in vitro fertilization,” a well-placed source within their camp tells Us. “They both desperately wanted more babies soon.”

The chance of having fraternal twins at Angelina’s age (33) naturally is under 1 percent; with in vitro, the chances are 25 percent. Says Dr. Arthur Wisot of L.A.’s Reproductive Medical Group (who did not treat the couple), “We live in an era of reproductive freedom, so anybody can do anything they want within legal limits.”

The actress chose the procedure (which can cost around $12,000 a pop) so “she wouldn’t have to deal with the stress of trying to get pregnant,” the source tells Us. “She could just knock it out.”

A source adds: “They were too impatient.”

Fascinating. This situation reminds me of this:

5 Responses to “I Think You Might be Addicted to Babies”
  1. cd says:

    because having copious amounts of sex with Brad Pitt would be just so stressful.

  2. AmyD says:

    That video is awesome, I can just see Brad and Angelina flinging food into a room of children. And the kids sitting on little chairs like the cats…

  3. busybee says:

    OMG that video is so on!

    And how difficult is it to have sex? I mean, really. Maybe that would mean she’d have to give brad his balls back for a few minutes… ;-)

  4. LankaKitten says:

    If I had her money I would have a million kitties.

  5. Maritza says:

    Good Lord! I love cats, but that is ridiculous. I can just imagine the stench in that room! yuck!