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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, douchebag co-stars of MTV’s “The Hills,” announced this week they plan to move out of their Hollywood condo and find a new place in a different area with less “drama.”

“I need a break from the drama,” she tells Extra. “That’s why I’m moving out of Hollywood.”

Though they are undecided on where to settle, she says they’re shopping for a pad in the neighborhood of $15 million.

She admits the price is “a little bit expensive, but we want to get one house where we want to stay and build a family in.”

$15 million, huh? Let’s go over this couple’s assets:

  1. A reality show on MTV, which they are not even the primary focus of.
  2. A failed music career.
  3. A failed clothing line.

Keep in mind, Britney Spears is also moving out of LA (and probably into the area Heidi and Spencer had in mind for “less drama”), and she is looking at a $10.8 million mansion in Calabasas. So if Britney, who’s wealth is in the nine-figure range, hopes to purchase a house even cheaper than Heidi and Spencer, what does that say about the mental health of Heidi and Spencer?

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7 Responses to “Delusional Douches”
  1. Darth Paul says:

    I hope Chagas disease is on the menu where ever they end up moving.

  2. kimisue says:

    why does she always have her legs crossed in the pictures?

  3. kimisue says:

    what a horseface she is! And why does she always cross her legs like that when they take a picture of her?

  4. jdb says:

    oh please, do it do it! I can’t wait to see photos from the forclosure sale!

  5. Noctua says:

    I say it’ll be MC Hammer all over again. They’ll forget incidental expenses like… property taxes, utilities, maintenance…

  6. Ali_G says:

    “And why does she always cross her legs like that when they take a picture of her?

    Because she’s trying to look thin! Of course, that’s the reason all famous H-wood people stand/ walk/ sit/ etc the way they do.

  7. mrclean_79 says:

    well they need less drama so they can focus more on……… oh right