Nick Hogan turned 18 years old on Sunday and was transferred out of the juvenile section of the Pinellas County Jail in Florida and into to the big boy jail.
His mother Linda, who loves a good photo op, brought Nick a skateboard as a gift, because Nick can no longer drive a car due to an incident last year when he put his passenger in a permanent vegetative state after he wrecked his car while drag racing.
The Hogans have a good sense of humor, so they threw Nick a little birthday party at his jail.
“We all took turns on the video screen, and we all just wished him happy birthday,” says Linda, who brought a skateboard as a gift.
As for a cake, Hulk brought one but couldn’t hand it directly to his son. “We just showed the cake to him,” says Hogan. “I left it for all the people in there who are working so hard.”
The Hulkster even joked about baking a file into the prison-bound pastry. “There was 10 files in it!”
Aww, that’s so just adorable. Do you know what isn’t adorable? The quality of life Nick’s victim, John Graziano, currently endures. Here’s a very disturbing video that shows the extent of John’s head wound:
So yeah, happy birthday, Nick. I hope you and the Hulkster keep John Graziano in mind as you’re joking over your birthday cake.
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July 29th, 2008 at 4:06 am
I pray that Nick gets out of jail and goes back to drunken street racing, then is in a firey one car crash that immolates him do death… slowly. The whole family is trash, well maybe the tranny is tolerable. No, not even him.
July 29th, 2008 at 4:14 am
I’m pretty sure some friendly inmate will sodomize the kid with that skateboard. I hope so, anyway.
July 29th, 2008 at 8:04 am
This family makes a very strong argument towards ethnic cleansing being a good thing.