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I try to keep up on my lesbian gossip, so I was shocked to learn that a) Heather Matarazzo is a lesbian, and b) she’s getting married to some broad. Unexpected, y/n?

Matarazzo, who found fame as a child star in cult kids film Welcome To The Dollhouse, announced her engagement to her long-term girlfriend Carolyn Murphy.

The pair proposed to each other in a dual ring-swapping ritual.

A representative for the star says, “It was really cute. First Heather proposed to Carolyn, then Carolyn proposed to her. They’ve been together for over a year, it was love at first sight.”

Come to Massachusetts to get married! I’ll even throw you dinner party at my place, and we’ll watch Hostel 2 and laugh at Bijou Phillips!

4 Responses to “Dawn Weiner is Into Chicks?”
  1. Kristie says:

    I figured she was after her performance on the L Word. She was pretty convincing.

  2. rylie says:

    this is way old news! she has been out for years!

  3. Darth Paul says:

    ^^Errr, yeah. Heather’s been out for a while now and even did editorials for XY and Advocate. But you’re awesome to invite us all over; and even though I’m nowhere close to getting married, I’ll happily laugh at Bijou’s evisceration any day…and I hate her.

  4. LankaKitten says:

    I will fly out for that party.