Kelly Rutherford is straight tripping when it comes to naming her kid.
The hot mom in “Gossip Girl” was shopping recently in the Hamptons and was overheard saying that she and her husband, German businessman Daniel Giersch, named their nearly 2-year-old boy, Hermés Gustaf Daniel Giersch because she loves the Hermes designer label. “She also said her husband once worked as a mailman and the messenger god is Hermes,” our witness said.
I can’t decide if that’s really ghetto or just really stupid.


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August 5th, 2008 at 11:15 am
At least it’s not Miller Lyte. >_<
August 5th, 2008 at 11:45 am
Hermes is a real (however uncommon) first name. Ghetto would be naming your kid Vuitton or Fendi.
August 5th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Jordache Jelly Shoes is MY baby name! Don’t make me rip your weave out, bitch.
August 5th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Jordache Jelly Shoes will have a promising career, I’m sure.
August 5th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Hmmm, I feel like it’s ok as long as it was solely because her husband was once a mailman and Hermes is the messenger God, like ok there’s meaning behind that. But if it’s really truly because she just loves her Birkin, it’s totes ghetto…in a really expensive way.
P.S
Spell check tried to correct “Birkin” by telling me I may have meant “firkin”, I thought you all should know.
August 6th, 2008 at 9:45 am
Jill at least it wasn’t telling you merkin ;).
Also, I have a feeling that, when that kid is old enough, he’ll be going by his middle name or something.
August 6th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Her husband looks like Owen Wilson a little. He also looks like a puss.
August 7th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
I assumed that was Paul McCartney’s amputee.