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Kelly Rutherford is straight tripping when it comes to naming her kid.

The hot mom in “Gossip Girl” was shopping recently in the Hamptons and was overheard saying that she and her husband, German businessman Daniel Giersch, named their nearly 2-year-old boy, Hermés Gustaf Daniel Giersch because she loves the Hermes designer label. “She also said her husband once worked as a mailman and the messenger god is Hermes,” our witness said.

I can’t decide if that’s really ghetto or just really stupid.

8 Responses to “Say Hello to My Baby, Jordache Jelly Shoes”
  1. DG says:

    At least it’s not Miller Lyte. >_<

  2. Darth Paul says:

    Hermes is a real (however uncommon) first name. Ghetto would be naming your kid Vuitton or Fendi.

  3. Kristie says:

    Jordache Jelly Shoes is MY baby name! Don’t make me rip your weave out, bitch.

  4. LankaKitten says:

    Jordache Jelly Shoes will have a promising career, I’m sure.

  5. jill says:

    Hmmm, I feel like it’s ok as long as it was solely because her husband was once a mailman and Hermes is the messenger God, like ok there’s meaning behind that. But if it’s really truly because she just loves her Birkin, it’s totes ghetto…in a really expensive way.
    P.S
    Spell check tried to correct “Birkin” by telling me I may have meant “firkin”, I thought you all should know.

  6. Ta2dMom says:

    Jill at least it wasn’t telling you merkin ;).
    Also, I have a feeling that, when that kid is old enough, he’ll be going by his middle name or something.

  7. LT says:

    Her husband looks like Owen Wilson a little. He also looks like a puss.

  8. Banana Massage says:

    I assumed that was Paul McCartney’s amputee.