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Thanks to her poor work ethic, we will not be forced to see Paris Hilton butcher the role of Roxie Hart. Paris claimed she was offered the lead role in “Chicago” for a run in London’s West End, but she couldn’t do it, because she’s busy and stuff.

She says, “We did some rehearsals, but then I found out it was six days a week for a couple of months.

“I was flattered, but with my schedule, there was no way I could fit it in.”

What exactly is she busy doing? Wearing sunglasses? Following Benji Madden around while wearing sunglasses?

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4 Responses to “Paris Hilton Turns Down Real Job”
  1. Am says:

    Liar. She’s infamous for her warped version of reality.

  2. Ta2dMom says:

    Who the hell actually thought it might be a good idea to offer her that role anyway?

  3. Darth Paul says:

    ^^For real. She can’t sing or dance (sorry, sashaying and flashing your flaps is NOT dancing); and she has the charisma of a stool sample.

  4. Gena says:

    Well, it’s no secret that when she auditioned for the Broadway’s “Chicago” in NY, she failed. The choreographers all said that she was far too stiff when auditioning for the dance sequences. Being on film for a few seconds is no where near as difficult as doing in on Broadway. I have a sneaking suspicion that when these “rehearsals” started in London, they discovered the same thing, and let her bow out gracefully.