I know this is totally going to shock you, but Lindsay Lohan’s blabby father has something to say about Lindsay’s reported wedding plans with girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Michael Lohan claimed he would not walk his daughter down the aisle at her wedding if she chose to marry another woman.
“I haven’t heard anything (about an upcoming wedding) from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle,” says Michael. “She knows about my (Christian) faith … she just wouldn’t ask.”
Like you would be invited.
Anyhoo, Lindsay and Sam spent the last few days in Chicago, where they watched Sam’s older brother, hot ass Mark Ronson, DJ at a local club.
During Mark’s set, the cuddly twosome sat underneath a table near his feet and had waiters bring them drinks. When they did come out of hiding, Sam was “constantly texting with Lindsay, even though Lindsay was seated on the stage near her,” laughed a witness. “They’d text and giggle and just stare at each other.”
Meanwhile, across the country, Michael Lohan was probably pumping iron with Stephan Baldwin while discussing how real men love Jesus.


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August 5th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
So does he call up the media offering his meaningless opinions, or do they ask him for it?
August 5th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Sucks to have a douche for a dad.
August 5th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
fuck, mark ronson’s so hot.
August 5th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
he sucks man bad.
August 5th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Yeah because being Christian automatically makes you against homosexuals.
Idiot.
August 5th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
i wish sam was less boring to look at, but i’m kinda bored with pictures of them.
August 6th, 2008 at 12:34 am
I love Mark - Sam makes a cuter boy with that hair cut, IMO. Lindsey looks good and healthy these days. The situation can’t be too bad, right?
August 6th, 2008 at 9:47 am
Fuck that guy. He’s the very reason that so many gay kids have a hard time coming out.
Also, just plain fuck you Michael Lohan. You’re an asshole.
August 6th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Newsflash!! This is just a trend for her. She will be dating guys soon.