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Britney Spears showed up in Cabo last month wearing a perfectly-fitted, gorgeous bikini. This appeared odd to people who keep track of Britney and her fashion faux pas, because homegirl usually tries to squeeze her ass into a tacky bikini that’s at least five sizes too small.

So what was up with the Grecian two-piece she sported while sunbathing in Mexico? The “paparazzi photos” were staged and Britney’s look was “set up by her camp.”

While plenty of paparazzi shots have surfaced already, our insider insists Spears “has brokered a series of shots that she’s offering exclu sively to a celebrity weekly for $1 million.” A rep for Spears told us, “If someone is trying to sell photos of Britney in Cabo, they’re doing so without her knowledge or permission.”

Yeah, because she never sells photos, right?

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4 Responses to “‘Bikini Bod’ Blargh”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    Jesus now she’s setting up “sneak shots”? Ugh.
    Who’s the dude she’s dancing with?

  2. Darth Paul says:

    She still looks splotchy, bloated and overtanned. I don’t see the “great” in her look at all.

  3. RubberSoul says:

    Still looks flabby to me.

  4. moirae says:

    Kinda reminds me of the hot dogs that sit on the metal rollers at the dirty convenience store. Mustard and relish are not going to fix that.