Oh dear Lord: Jenna Jameson and Grape Ape reportedly made a baby together.
“She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she’s postponed everything,” said our source. “She’s completely thrilled, this is something she’s wanted for a very long time.”
Jenna owned up in the past to undergoing failed IVF treatments, so we might actually see yet another set of celebrity twins. Scary.


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August 6th, 2008 at 9:43 am
Oh shit! No way. I didn’t even think she could get pregnant with her drug habit and her complete lack of eating.
Good luck passing a kid with Grape Ape’s head.
August 6th, 2008 at 11:19 am
I’m surprised her uterus works at all due to her drug habits and maybe-so hepatitis. She’s going to end up with a kid like Harvey (who, though adorable, is a lifelong victim of his mother’s effedup habits.).
August 6th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Gross.
August 6th, 2008 at 11:54 am
This can only end in tears.
August 6th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
congratulations
August 7th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
That man is hideous. JJ’s been pining for a baby for so long though….
August 9th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Even with the size of Grape Ape’s boulder sized head, it won’t touch the sides of her tw*t…