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Oh dear Lord: Jenna Jameson and Grape Ape reportedly made a baby together.

“She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she’s postponed everything,” said our source. “She’s completely thrilled, this is something she’s wanted for a very long time.”

Jenna owned up in the past to undergoing failed IVF treatments, so we might actually see yet another set of celebrity twins. Scary.

7 Responses to “Porn Baby”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    Oh shit! No way. I didn’t even think she could get pregnant with her drug habit and her complete lack of eating.
    Good luck passing a kid with Grape Ape’s head.

  2. Darth Paul says:

    I’m surprised her uterus works at all due to her drug habits and maybe-so hepatitis. She’s going to end up with a kid like Harvey (who, though adorable, is a lifelong victim of his mother’s effedup habits.).

  3. RubberSoul says:

    Gross.

  4. LankaKitten says:

    This can only end in tears.

  5. djdf says:

    congratulations

  6. Banana Massage says:

    That man is hideous. JJ’s been pining for a baby for so long though….

  7. The Truth says:

    Even with the size of Grape Ape’s boulder sized head, it won’t touch the sides of her tw*t…