Rumer Willis and her massive cranium made an appearance at the Late Show with David Letterman this week. Demi Moore and Bruce Willis’ spawn showed up to promote her new movie, “House Bunny,” but Rumer has music on her mind. Rumer claimed she would like to become a jazz singer. Blargh.
“I don’t know so much hard rock, but my dad used to play a lot of jazz for me. I would love to do that.”
I think it would be a fabulous idea for Rumer to record a follow up to her dad’s “Return of Bruno.” Such great talent shouldn’t be wasted.
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August 8th, 2008 at 9:08 am
For no particular reason, I found this headline freakin hilarious. Props…!
August 8th, 2008 at 10:27 am
She’s okay from the waist down, I guess.
August 8th, 2008 at 11:52 am
She’s actually not bad looking from about the neck down. It’s that huge head and massive chin of hers that stops her from being a pretty good looking girl. Homegirl needs to pay Dr. Rey a visit. Dr. 90210 could shave that shit down a bit and give her a much better face.
Of course, being Dr. Rey, he’d also want to give her bigger boobs too but hey, that’s just how he rolls.
August 11th, 2008 at 4:45 am
@Rumor:
In a past close-up photo that was fairly large, I was able to put my hand up to the computer screen to cover your face from the nose area down. I couldn’t believe how beautiful you were when I did that.
When, when, when will your parents pay for your plastic surgery? Every post I’ve seen on you has comments just like the above. Or maybe you could stop shopping, and save your acting paychecks. It would be an extremely good investment.
Oh, and work on your posture too dear; photo #3 is lovely, but the main photo looks like you just got punched in the gut. And I bet it perks your boobies right up too 8^)
August 11th, 2008 at 9:40 am
WHY IS THIS THING EVEN IN MOVIES? OR ANYWHERE AT ALL? SHE’S UGLY AND IS NO FASHIONISTA…. SHE LOOKS LIKE THE RETARDED ABORTED CHILD, CONCEIVED DURING AN ORGY OF QUASIMODO, MEDUSA AND JAY LENO…. FREAKING GROSS UGLY CUNT…. MAYBE SHE SHOULD TAKE A CUE FROM HER MOTHER AND SHELL OUT HALF A MILLION DOLLARS FOR A WHOLE BODY MAKEOVER…. STUPID UGLY BRATTY BIATCH