Ocean Up discovered a “vintage” Cyrus family portrait, and oh my, it was not a pretty sight. A young Miley posed alongside dad Billy Ray, mom Tish, and siblings Noah Lindsey, Braison, Trace, and Brandi. Very shallow gene pool.
Below is a updated family shot, featuring Trace, Tish, Miley, Brandi, and Billy Ray.



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August 11th, 2008 at 8:07 am
So is Brandi or Tish the mom?
August 11th, 2008 at 9:50 am
Where’d they all get the fucked up lips? neither mom or dad seem to have any at all.
August 11th, 2008 at 10:56 am
She’s one giant tooth.
August 11th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Aww, I miss Billy Ray’s mullet!