• Brooke Hogan attempts humor, fails miserably. [TB]
• Rolling Stone Magazine is shrinking. [RR]
• Tori Spelling reportedly dropped out of the “90210″ spin-off. [SOW]
• Matthew McConaughey has plans for his son’s placenta. [DH]
• Police arrested Hayden Panettiere’s father for allegedly battering her mother. [CS]
• Hugh Hefner has a new, dark-haired fake girlfriend. [BB]
• Carla Bruni is more than just France’s First Lady. [AIW]
• Tara Reid is a reality show reject. [CNW]
• Lil Wayne’s daughter may have died in a car accident, but no one is totally certain. [CB]
• Oh hey, Lindsay Lohan’s boobs. [DR]
• Tom Cruise made a cameo appearance in “Tropical Thunder,” but he had a few specific requests regarding his character. [DL]
• Lynne Spears put out a new book. [FH]
• Katie Holmes scored a new pair of mom jeans. [WIMB]
• I have no clue what George Bush is attempting here. [HMG]
• I love this song so much. [PB]
• Did you check out “Pineapple Express” this weekend? Did you get high afterwards? [PJ]
• Lily Allen is still bra-less. [BST]
• The top five amazingly embarrassing corporate songs. [HT]
• Random, lifeless Mischa Barton appearance. [IDWYL]
• Breaking news: Polish food is awesome. [RF]

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