Rumer Willis complained to Page Six that her name was a total bummer for her when she was a kid. Demi Moore and Bruce Willis’ facially-challenged daughter said she realized around the age of 12 that she “got screwed” in the name department.
“My sisters, Scout and Talullah, had cute nicknames,” she says. “When I was 12 and had crushes on guys, I’d put my first name with their last name, but it never sounded right. Rumer Depp? Nope. In school, kids would sing, ‘Rumer, Rumer with a big hairy tumor.’ ” She also says she was shocked to be named one of People’s 100 Most Beautiful People this year: “After being compared to Jay Leno for so long, you don’t think of yourself in that way.”
Oh, I never thought you looked like Jay Leno. I just thought your face looked like a Photoshop disaster.


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August 15th, 2008 at 11:42 am
I hate that chin, but the Jay Leno comment almost makes me like her.
August 15th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
She should change her name to Square Man Jaw Fuck.