From Page Six:

Which hunk in a summer movie is a violent, closeted homosexual? The heartthrob snuck into his ex’s apartment a few months ago and raped him so violently, the ex ended up in the hospital, and the actor paid him $500,000 to keep his mouth shut.

In completely non-related news, “Pineapple Express” scored the number five spot at the weekend box office. Not that I think the blind item has anything to do with the stars of “Pineapple Express.” Or whatever.

6 Responses to “Blind Items are Fun”
  1. Darth Paul says:

    I’d guess Robert Downey Jr., but in Hollywood, it could be anyone.

  2. dkjkfj says:

    duh james franco

  3. Anonymous says:

    JAMES FRANCO IS GAY?!?!?! My heart just sank a little!!! Damn!!!
    I heard most of Hollywood is gay…i mean seriously how many straight guys did you know in high school that did drama and dance?!…but James Franco?! Damn Damn Damn!!!
    The gays get all the best ones!!!

  4. LankaKitten says:

    He’s too pretty to like girls.

  5. Lala Girl says:

    Ew.. James Franco is a rapist? How quaint.

  6. Jenna says:

    That’s so untrue… James Franco is NOT gay at all and isn’t who is being talked about here… It’s Will Smith…. It’s either Will Smith OR Robert Downey since Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise don’t really have any huge blockbuster movies out this summer