Roseanne Barr published a bizarre rant against Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt on her website. In a post titled “Jon Voight,” the comedienne attacked Angelina for her politics and her choice of film roles.

“Your evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about $40 million a year in violent, psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children, trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more.”

“Miss Jolie says she likes [John] McCain too and hasn’t decided who to endorse….huh?” Roseanne writes. “Aren’t you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the African daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the Republican party’s worldwide economic assault on Africa over the last few decades since Reagan?”

She claims that Jolie’s “Thai and Vietnamese sons” are also “victims of America’s right-wing military incursions too.”

Roseanne ended the entry by suggesting Angelina should vote for Barack Obama for president because “it might be good for your Asian and African children’s self esteem to know you support a brown man for the leader of the free world.”

First, I think it’s so odd to call someone of color “brown, ” and second, this is so weird because I had no idea Roseanne was still alive. I assume she died in a freak accident or something after her sitcom ended.

6 Responses to “Roseanne isn’t a Brangelina Fan”
  1. Darth Paul says:

    I think her rant was a late retort to Voight’s NYT’s editorial on how Obama is a terrible candidate due to him having “violent” and “socialist” influences in his upbringing. IDK, but both her and Voight are arseholes who have no business criticizing other people’s parenting in light of their own failures.

  2. Darth Paul says:

    It was a retort to his idiotic rant on Obama in the NYT, obviously.

  3. leliko says:

    totally agree with roseanne or smth

  4. LT says:

    Obviously Angelina is not a far left nut job like Roseanne.

  5. Stefy says:

    Roseanne just wants press…and she got it.
    The woman hates everything in life….why is this news?

  6. Noctua says:

    I agree with Stefy. Nothing any “Hollywood celeb” says about politics is really believable. Even those that have become politicians (i.e. Governator). Or perhaps especially those who have become politicians.