During an interview with the Chicago Sun Times, “The Hills” resident dipshit Heidi Montag discussed what is was like to be, like, so persecuted by the media and stuff. A couple years ago, poor Heidi was accused of starting a rumor that her co-star Lauren Conrad made a sex tape, and hasn’t been able to shake the “bad friend” stigma ever since. But it’s ok with Heidi, because Jesus was persecuted too.

“I don’t even want to talk about that,” Montag says. “There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know?”

Heidi claimed she has a “crazy connection to God” (just like Jesus!), and although she probably hasn’t seen the inside of a church her entire adult life, she said she hopes to release a Christian album someday.

“I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God.”

Speaking of Heidi’s heavenly music, she released a new single today, and it’s God-awful. Check out “Overdosin” (ha, I wish!) in the clip above.

2 Responses to “Heidi Montag: Like Jesus, But Less Talented”
  1. eve says:

    what a wonderful metallic voice….

  2. Leigh says:

    Jeezus, when will she go away!!