Sorry, Great Britain: Paris Hilton is about to become your problem. After wrapping the first season of her new reality show for MTV, “I Wanna Be Paris’s New Best Friend!,” the heiress decided she would also like a British BFF as well. MTV issued a statement from Paris that advised UK residents she was bringing her “fast-paced life” with her to their part of the world.
If you’re 18 to 28, and of course, “hot,” you have until September 1 to apply for the awful position as Paris’ British BFF.
“Everyone knows I love L.A. But London, watch out: I’m coming to town and bringing my fast-paced life with me,” Hilton, 27, said in a statement to trumpet the U.K. version of her still-yet-to-air U.S. MTV series in which she searches for a new BFF.
“I’m in the U.K. all the time, but of course I can’t bring all my friends, so I’ve decided to look for a new BFF across the pond,” Hilton is quoted as saying on the Web site of ITV, whose ITV2 will air her show.
“I need a best friend who is hot, who can keep up with me, and most of all, who is real and won’t be a backstabber. I’m not leaving London until I find that amazing girl or guy who can meet the challenges of being my British bestie!”
“British bestie” sounds like a veneral disease.
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August 21st, 2008 at 11:40 am
ALL the British tabs hate her. The stuff they put on the 3AM section of The Mirror is hilarious. Also, I think “British bestie” sounds kinda like something along the lines of a Hot Carl or Dirty Sanchez.
August 21st, 2008 at 11:51 am
i’m tempted.
August 21st, 2008 at 12:39 pm
I’m tempted too. I, like, totally, like, want her to like, love me. Or, I could whisper mean things in her ear when she’s drunk so she gets a complex.
August 21st, 2008 at 4:30 pm
yea british bestie is most likely an STD parasite whore-ton ALREADY has…. this wonk-eyed bony bag of shit-whore…. fuck this bitch… any country that wants her can take her like right now… this is exactly what’s wrong with america… making celebrities out of people who have no talent other than sucking dick and coming up for alot of work for the CDC….. those who consider this bitch an idol or look up to her, should be put to shame
August 21st, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Jenna;
Truth is, America cannot stand this woman. She has to buy most of her publicity, and has to be the most disrespected celebutard in the US. She was voted the most hated just last year, and she hasn’t done much to improv eher image. She is to the US what Heather Mills is to England.
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:24 am
Seriously some one could kill here… it will be my heros !
August 22nd, 2008 at 8:25 am
Ugh, she’s such a waste of space.
August 22nd, 2008 at 8:42 am
Jenna- you’re hilarious, but a little myopic. What about Jade Goody, Jordan, Victoria Beckham, the aforementioned Heather Mills, Tamara Beckwith, etc.? Tsk-tsk…