Yesterday, we were forced to suffer through Kim Kardashian’s multiple accounts of her foot injury. The new “Dancing with the Stars” contestant said she cut her foot in a NYC hotel, and the resulting melee looked like “a murder scene!” Because Kim has a desperate need for attention, she took photos of the near-amputation moments after the incident, and… it looks like she cut her toe.
For future reference, perhaps Kim should call her father’s old client OJ Simpson and ask him what a murder scene actually looks like.
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August 26th, 2008 at 9:45 am
Joke: Imagine what it would have looked like had she cut her ass?
Serious: Have you ever cut your foot? It does not take much for it to bleed like crazy. Foot injuring usually look worse than they really are. And the ones that are bad usually don’t look that bad.
August 26th, 2008 at 11:13 am
This is just too much of a real life version of AbFab’s “Hospital” episode (season 2, episode 1).
August 26th, 2008 at 11:51 am
shit i had a pairing knife sticking vertically out of my foot a few months ago and i didnt go to the hospital!
August 26th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Question: Who took the pictures and ho wdid they get to TMZ and/or why? Because whomever took them was either someone very close or …… oh my God was this something bizarre for publicity? SO weird.
August 26th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
I wonder who took the photos b/c it seems like it must’ve been someone very personally close and/or must’ve been some bizarre and sick attempt at publicity. SO weird. Why bother?
Master Warship just warned me: “You are posting comments too fast. Slow down.”
August 26th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Look at that double posting. Master Warship kept deleting me……oh well.
SO weird.
August 26th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
As we would say in my neck of the northern English woods, what a mard-arse!
August 26th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Uh, I just cut my foot two nights ago, and the blood pools under your foot, leaving footprints where you hobble to the bathroom. that looks like nail polish, Kim.
August 26th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
I laughed for real at the OJ comment.