
Kay McConaughey, Matthew McConaughey’s 78 year old mother, felt the need to write a book about herself. Why? I have no clue, but anyways, in the book, titled “I Amaze Myself,” Mrs. McConaughey described how Matthew’s father died… while she was having sex with him.
“On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love. One day, all of a sudden, it just happened. I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing. But it was just the best way to go!”
There goes lunch.

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August 27th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
-the hell?
August 27th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
That is how I want to die!
August 27th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Lets just say that my Dow Jones is rising right about now.
August 28th, 2008 at 8:51 am
Wow… that’s… uh… well it’s just kind of weird. I feel unclean now.