Although Britney Spears declined to perform at this year’s MTV Video Music Awards, we still might get to see a spectacle. Unlike Britney, this will be a fully-dressed spectacle. Hopefully.

We’re told the real gold is Michael Jackson. Sources close to the awards tell us MTV honchos have been working OT to get Jacko to reappear at the awards.

We’re told a deal is as good as sealed to have MJ present an award with sister Janet.

Seriously, this might be too scary for me to handle.

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7 Responses to “Make It a Freakshow, Freak, Freakshow”
  1. Banana Massage says:

    Thanks for making me lose my lunch. :(

  2. Darth Paul says:

    I’m cool w/that as long as Jarvis Cocker’s on hand to moon.

  3. Stanley says:

    He looks like he has a ‘post-it note’ fettish??

  4. CocoabutteR says:

    I hope he sings “Rock With You” while holding that dragon book.

  5. Noctua says:

    I always get the feeling he needs to move slowly, so that his face doesn’t fall off.

  6. Ta2dMom says:

    Ahhhh, one more reason to skip the MTV awards this year.
    It’s not like I needed a reason, but this is certainly a good one.

  7. cindygirl says:

    great point there … there’s another interesting view on this here: http://celebrityhotblog.blogspot.com/