Kelly Osbourne might be sporting one hell of a shiner, but she knows how to attract dudes. Unfortunately for Kelly, she’s attracting washed up, weird dudes.
Heatherette designer Richie Rich told OK Magazine he witnessed 46 year old Axl Rose hitting on 24 year old Kelly in a rather bold manner.
Rich said he and his buddy Kelly, bumped into the oddball singer at a recent Hollywood party.
“He was really weird with her,” said the Heatherette fashionista. “He kept leering at her and saying, “I want to fuck you!”
Because, really, when you’re a plastic surgery mutant trying to pick up ass half your age, it’s appropriate to be as creepy and blunt as possible.


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August 28th, 2008 at 11:36 am
Ewww, now I feel really bad for Kelly. I think, if Axl Rose ever even came within 100 yards of me, I’d feel a need for a Silkwood Shower. Uck.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:44 am
“Silkwood Shower”- that RULES! LMAO…
August 28th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Sex tape!