Michael Lohan gave an “exclusive” interview to OK! Magazine regarding Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s statements about him. Michael’s daughter and her girlfriend each published Myspace blogs accusing Michael of using the media to gain fame and attention. Naturally, Michael used the media to respond. How appropriate is that?
“When I first spoke out, I clearly stated that everything I said and my concerns were generated by my ex-wife, Dina… After a recent phone call from Lindsay while she was traveling on one of Samantha’s DJ gigs, I became very concerned. It was then that we all agreed to have a mother/daughter/father sit-down when Lindsay got to NY.
“Everything was arranged and agreed (I have dozens of texts and recordings with Dina to prove it). But when the time came on Sunday, Dina chose to go into NYC and have dinner with Sam, Sam’s mother and Lindsay, rather than address real issues and make things better for Lindsay.
“A day later, Dina told me that Sam was writing a book, that Sam was a negative influence on Lindsay and that Sam needs to be out of Lindsay’s life….then she asked me how to do it!!
“Matters became worse when Dina said Lindsay was in REAL danger and she needed to save her and get Lindsay into ‘a place!’ These are ALL Dina’s words. Tell me, what father wouldn’t be concerned and even pissed at Sam after hearing this!!???
“To even imagine that Dina would then go on vacation is even more sickening! Should we actually believe a women who says whe doesn’t party with Lindsay, get drunk or care about fame? She has been on video and photographed dozens of times with Lindsay, drunk in public, thrown out of events, had public fights with Lindsay and then does a reality show which was so far from the truth, it’s disgusting!
“Dina cares? PLEASE!!!! Lindsay was once stalked by a guy [name deleted] — who Dina trusted and I said from the get go that I didn’t— only for Dina to look the other way when I had to get a task force to track him down.
“Dina took a percentage of Lindsay’s money when I NEVER took a red cent! All the while, I only speak out when something is wrong or needs to be made right!
“Dina is a money-loving, fame-seeking, self-serving deceiver, who comes from roots of the same.
“Meanwhile they say I seek fame! Ha! I am out there doing charity work, going on mission trips, working with the United Nations and trying to help my daughter while spending sleepless nights with a father dying of cancer. Did Dina call my dad, or have the kids visit or send a card to a man who never hurt a fly? NO! Dina raised all this alarm and caused this whole thing!
“All I want is for Lindsay to be healthy and in a good relationship! I want her to use the gifts she has in the best ways and to help others! I said it from the very beginning: Show me who you walk with and I will tell you who you are! People may deceive us, but our eyes and facts don’t! OPEN YOUR EYES!!!”
Homeboy continued his long-winded rant with ABC News.
“Who’s out of control? Whose life is out of control? Give me a break,” he told ABCNews.com. “Going from place to place, being dragged around by Samantha so she can make more money off of Lindsay being there when she spins … She’s gone from making $7 million to less than a million a movie. Who’s out of control?
“I go to church,” he continued. “I go and help people in rehab. That’s control. How can she say I’m out of control?”
Did he really just douche his daughter by bringing up her declining career? Ouch.


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August 29th, 2008 at 10:00 am
He’s still a giant turd, but I hope he publishes the texts and such so that we can have definite proof that Dina is a turd as well.
August 29th, 2008 at 10:12 am
I can’t think of a more self-aggrandized, deluded queef than him. I seriously thought Dina was a parasite, but he makes her look like June Cleaver.
August 29th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
I would really love to see all these proofs of conversations with Dina that he has. I mean he sounds genuine and besically wants to prove that Dina is a bigger bitch and fame-whore as he is. So I’m confused as to who’s worse of the two. I’m sure Dina is a complete money-hungry, fame seeking, attention grubbing useless human waste, but hey Mike, you were married to the bitch once and had kids with her. Whatever though… Fuck em all… Those lesbos Lindsey and SamRo, the father, and especially that fake tits having so-called “teenager”…. That bitch is alot older than fucking 15… And the only thing she’s good at performing is fellatio…. Like her dumb mother and her ginger-kid older lesbian sister