Just a few weeks after Madonna hit the milestone, Michael Jackson turned 50 years old today. The former King of Pop told Good Morning America he’s still feeling young at heart. I guess surrounding yourself with life-like statues of a vaguely-sexualized Peter Pan will help you feel young, even when you’re old and creepy.
“I feel very young,” he said. Asked if he has an AARP card, he said, “Not that I know of.” Speaking in a barely audible voice at times, Jacko said he plans to mark the occasion by watch ing cartoons with his kids.
Let’s tip back a few glasses of Jesus Juice to celebrate this momentus occassion.
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August 29th, 2008 at 10:02 am
He really does look like an old white lady and it’s fucking disturbing.
:::shudder:::
August 29th, 2008 at 10:08 am
I really thought that was a pic of a strung-out Julia Roberts. Creepy!
August 29th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Why on earth would MJ choose to wear pyjamas in public? Just put some bloody trousers on, ffs! The man is off his trolley.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
^^just now getting it^^
August 29th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Don’tt worry about all these responds, Michael. You are what not many of us are: you are a woderful peron. I wish you happiness! I am so glad you have your children with you, they are all tthat rteally matters.
August 29th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
I have a friend that works for a company that transcribes legal documents - the law firm that handles all of Micheal Jackson’s molesting woes uses this company - MJ’s made over 50 payouts to families charging him for molesting their kids, at about 1 mil per kid, multiple episodes. The parents essentially rented out their little boys to be diddled and fucked by the “old white lady”. My friend was so revolted that all the accusation and many more were true with proof. That’s why the DA in Santa Barbara went after him, he knows MJ is a major child molester.
August 30th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
I don’t wish you happiness!
September 2nd, 2008 at 4:36 pm
he looks like a wax statue