For reasons I’m not entirely sure of, a book publisher actually gave Tila Tequila a book deal to publish a dating guide. Tila blogged about the book on her Myspace page (of course.)

Hey Guys!!

Guess what??? My new book that I have been talking about for soooo long is finally finished and it is now available for PRE-ORDERS! WOooohoooo! One of my dreams of becoming a book author has finally come true and I am very happy with the way it all turned out! I think that you guys did a fantastic job sending me some of the questions you had on your mind and I hope that you enjoy reading my answers and advice to you all just as much! This book covers info on how I made it to the top and what to do when you’re feeling down in the dumps about life, love, and everything else in between! Come with me on this journey as I share my life experiences in a very intimate way with all of you! This is something that I will cherish forever! Be the FIRST ones to order my book, HOOKING UP WITH TILA TEQUILA, online now! Book will be out IN STORES on December 9th, but if you order now, you can be the 1st ones to get it! YAYYYY! I hope you love! One of my proudest moments!

Love,
Tila

Yay! It’s available for PRE-ORDERS! I’m wicked happy about that, because I’m totally in a rush to find out how to get herpes from every animal genus.

3 Responses to “Tila Tequila Wants to Help You”
  1. Darth Paul says:

    I’d rather take dieting advice from Michael Moore.

  2. Ta2dMom says:

    I could’ve written the dating advice from Tila Tequila book in way less words.
    “chapter 1, whore yourself all over the internet”
    “chapter 2, whore yourself all over Vh1″
    “chapter 3,…” no, wait, that’s pretty much her entire formula.

  3. Jess says:

    I wonder if every single sentence in the book ends with an exclamation mark too.