During an appearance on the Ellen DeGeneres Show this week, Pam Anderson addressed recent rumors that she hooked up with Michael Jackson. Pam said she was not dating Michael, and then mumbled something about “skin cancer and Vicodin.” Umkay.

“He just wants me to be in a video,” she said. “My life is so interesting. My life is a blur.”

“So seriously, have you been hanging out with him?” DeGeneres asked.

“It happens … skin cancer and Vicodin,” she replied cryptically. “I don’t know … I have a lot of interesting friends.”

Sounds as if someone has been hitting the Jesus Juice a bit too hard.

2 Responses to “Pam Anderson Denies Dating Jacko”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    That would be the worlds weirdest couple EVER! EVER!

  2. Darth Paul says:

    Vicodin? That’s so common and recherche for someone like MJ.