Amy Winehouse managed to turn 25 years old on Saturday, but didn’t bother to show up to her own birthday party. A group of family and friends (including her mother Janis, Mark Ronson, and Adele) gathered at Amy’s favorite jazz club to wish her a happy birthday, but the singer was a no-show.

According to The Sun, Amy refused to leave her Camden apartment because she felt she “looked fucking ugly.” Well, ok, but that didn’t stop you from going out for the past two years, so why let it bother you now?

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10 Responses to “Happy Birthday: Congrats On Not Dying”
  1. Victor says:

    Dear Amy:
    Don’t die until next year, so that I can put you on my Dead Pool. kthxbai
    –Victor

  2. kATE says:

    Amy has always been dead to me

  3. SDJ says:

    I like Amy

  4. Ta2dMom says:

    “Well, ok, but that didn’t stop you from going out for the past two years, so why let it bother you now?”
    OMG Best comment ever! I love it.
    Oh and she’ll wait until she’s 27 to die I’m sure. I’m betting on that.
    But I still have her in my death pool every year just in case.

  5. Nomi says:

    I keep forgetting that she’s only in her twenties. Shit.

  6. buttonbutton says:

    I think she’s gonna be all Keith Richards style and live till she’s like 70.

  7. Bronson says:

    she looks like a fucking corpse. so sad.

  8. kthxbi says:

    Am I dead yet?

  9. lyrebirdsing says:

    Why does supposedly civilised western society allow or expect people as ill as this to be out of hospital? Why do people rub their hands with glee when they see an impending corpse they can feast upon and push it as far as they can towards death rather than life? Perhaps they are cannibalistic ghouls that pray upon the living, no matter how slight the living’s hold on life may be.

  10. Marvin says:

    She looks so damn dirty……..