In his upcoming autobiography (really, dude?), Ron Jeremy confessed he showed his junk to Paris Hilton and Bijou Phillips at the Chateau Marmont a few years ago in exchange for them showing him some nip. Because you really have to barter with Paris Hilton in order to see her tits?

Hilton “asked if they could see it. I agreed only on the condition that they flash their tops. They both said yes and took me to the nearest women’s bathroom,” Jeremy says in his new autobiography, “Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz,” out next week from HarperEntertainment. “We squeezed into an empty stall, they pulled up their shirts, I unbuckled my pants, and after seeing my [organ], Bijou turned to Paris and wondered aloud, ‘Could this be considered cheating?’ ” Jeremy, who says he’s bedded more than 4,000 women, adds: “Being a true gentleman, I never confirmed or denied the [Page Six] story. Later, at a party in Las Vegas, I overheard Paris loudly exclaiming to Limp Bizkit singer Fred Durst that she had seen my penis. So now I feel comfortable telling the story.”

The amount of VD in that bathroom stall must have been enough to kill a grown man. Effing gross.

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4 Responses to “Ew, Ew, and Ew”
  1. legless says:

    She’s dirtier than most woman in porn.

  2. Anonymous says:

    this is the type of bitch that gets trained by the whole crew. I wonder how her father feels.

  3. Anonymous says:

    fuck paris hilton

  4. Anonymous says:

    thats what everyone seems to be doing