Did you know banging a movie star in an airplane restroom could get you fired? Me either. A Qantas flight attendant learned this the hard way; the 38 year old woman reportedly got “amorous” with Ralph Fiennes during her shift on a long-haul flight. Her co-workers narced on her ass, and now she faces the unemployment line.

A Qantas stewardess has been suspended and could lose her job after fellow crew members allegedly spotted her and Fiennes leaving the same aircraft toilet cubicle moments apart, The Sunday Telegraph said.

In a statement lodged with her employer and obtained by the paper, Lisa Robertson said the actor had become “amorous” with her after the pair chatted together during a flight from Australia to India late last month.

But she denied having sex with the 44-year-old star of The English Patient and Schindler’s List.

“While conversing with Mr Fiennes during my break, I expressed a need to go to the toilet,” Robertson said in her statement. “I went to the nearby toilet and entered it, he followed me and entered the same toilet.

“I explained to him that this was inappropriate and asked him to leave. Mr Fiennes became amorous towards me and, after a short period of time, I convinced him to leave the toilet, which he did.

“I left the toilet a short time later.”

But really, who could blame her? How many opportunities pop up like that? Anyhoo, Fiennes has yet to comment on the controversy.

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