Although I assumed Brody Jenner dated Nicole Richie because he was into her or something, that wasn’t actually the case. In a very candid interview with Details magazine, Brody admitted he basically intended to become famous through dating Nicole. Such a sweetheart.

In a dialogue exchange that is part of a profile of Jenner in the March issue of Details, Spencer Pratt, described as Jenner’s “manager- slash- publicist-slash- agent-slash-stylist” says to Jenner, “Here’s what you’re gonna do. You’re gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you’re gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that sh–, bro. You’ll be, like, a f—ing hero to America.”

The plan, which was devised last August (just when Jenner and Richie did begin dating), was actually part of Jenner’s scheme to ride Richie’s coattails and become a more familiar name himself – which, as Details points out, proved successful, because here it is interviewing him.

I guess his plan worked; he’s currently “just friends” with Lindsay Lohan. During the interview with Details, he playfully texted the actress. “Let’s see where Lindsay’s at, get her up in here.” So sleazy.

One Response to “Brody Jenner is a Helper”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    Wow, it sucks that he’s a huge sleazebag considering he’s kind of cute!