After spitting on photographers outside of Hyde nightclub in Los Angeles last year, Avril Lavigne garnered some unwanted criticism for her uncouth behavior. In a recent issue of Seventeen magazine, Avril gave an excuse for the spitting incident, claiming it was because the photographers are old and gross.

“There were a million paparazzi guys,” she says. “They’re all these gross older men, like disgusting, scum of the earth. They follow you around with clipboards and these glossy pictures of you and a blue Sharpie. They shove it in your face when you walk out of a club, then sell it on eBay, so I went ‘F*** you, f*** you, f*** you’ on mine. Then I spit on them. And they love it. They’re all laughing, ‘Avril spit on me!’ But I’d been spitting on them for two years, and that one time it became a story.”

Personally, I think spitting is the most vile, unlady like thing a person could possibly do… well, except for maybe drinking your own urine, but really, the spitting thing is a close second.

6 Responses to “Avril Lavigne Explains Why She’s Disgusting”
  1. knitaddict says:

    Man, this girl REALLY makes my ass twitch! I don’t know when I’ve ever SEEN such a freaking POSER. (Except for those 2-3 weeks when Ashley Simpson went all “hard”…whatever) She’s all, “I’m so PUNK!” No, you’re so “Poser Tard.” Sitting there, with her BLOND hair, smiling on the COVER of Seventeen magazine…yea you’re punk. Spitting on the photographers because they were “old and gross.” Poser much??? IF she were really punk, she’d be spitting just because she felt like it…she wouldn’t feel the NEED to explain herself to Seventeen magazine…IF she were punk,she wouldn’t even GRANT them an interview. Whatever, POSER!

  2. Hez says:

    Hmm…according to the headlines, school makes you fat and love is what it takes to finally make you happy (or at least for Avril). Now if only there were only an article on “How to Love Your Attitude Problem,” this magazine would be complete.

    :dry heave:

  3. Andream says:

    Usually I criticize Brit for this shit, but here goes, Bitch.

    If you do things to get attention, you cannot expect privacy. To get photographer to stop following you, stop giving them reasons to follow. Stay home, or even better, go back to Canada, where all the good punks are from.

    If you would quit writing music (shitty music, at that) you could disappear and nobody would notice. Instead, you choose to put your pic on a cd & try to sell millions of them, you put yourself on magazine covers, and you get cought on video acting like a douchbag and assaulting photographers.

    So tell my why you expect to have any privacy…

  4. Candace says:

    She’s gross. Spitting is seriously one of the nastiest things in the world. I don’t really care if there older guys who post her autograph on ebay, there is a better way of handling a situation like that. You could just walk around them and get in your car a drive off like you have some . I just really don’t like her and I usually don’t say things like that about celebrities

  5. iggi says:

    This cunt is absolutely a POSER!!!!!!!!

  6. Nikki-- says:

    Haha that’s hilarious. I don’t really think she needs to explain herself though. I’d spit on them too. But uhm..one question…if all you guys hate her so much, then why the hell are you coming to web pages with articles about her and then commenting them?