Apr
04
2007
Fabrizio Moretti Doesn’t Go All the Way
Posted by: april in Drew Barrymore, Kirsten Dunst
Following his break up with Drew Barrymore, Strokes drummer Fabrizio Moretti found a replacement girlfriend rather quickly; just weeks after Drew ended their long-term relationship, Fabrizio hooked up mega-groupie Kirsten Dunst. Unfortunately for Kirsten, things just didn’t click for them.
Despite repeated entreaties, Dunst couldn’t persuade Moretti to have sex with her. When pressed to consummate the relationship, says the source, Moretti told her he wasn’t over Barrymore.
Asked about that account, Dunst’s spokesman says only, “Kirsten is and has always been friends with Fabrizio.”
After ditching prude Fabrizio, Kirsten hooked up with Razorlight frontman Johnny Borrell, who looks like he puts out.
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April 4th, 2007 at 8:34 am
wtf?!? you gotta taste the goods, homie.
April 4th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
Awww, he still loves Drew so much he can’t work it with the ladies.
Get her back Fab!
April 4th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
Yeah, I liked them as a couple. Why did they break up again? I forget
April 4th, 2007 at 8:00 pm
Um. He doesn’t want to fuck her because she’s repulsive, doesn’t bathe and her cooter smells like a rat rotting in the sun.
Any man who doesn’t fuck you because he claims he isn’t over his ex-girlfriend is either gay or JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU!!!