Avril Lavigne and her fugly husband Deryck Whibley just purchased a $9.5 million home in Bel-Air. The three-story home has eight bedrooms, 10 1/2 bathrooms, and I’m guessing an in-home bar stock with PBR.
According to the Los Angeles Times, the house features an elevator (because climbing stairs is so not punk rock), sauna, solar-heated pool, wine cellar, and a garage large enough to store ten gas-guzzling SUVs with Green Day stickers on the back.
Congrats on the new home, Sk8er Gurl and Boi. I hope it has hella mold.

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April 9th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Hahahaha!! I love every single thing about the way this article was written
April 12th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
I wonder if she’s hired an emo/punk designer yet. You know, so the whole thing can be so punk rock. :puke: