Avril Lavigne and her fugly husband Deryck Whibley just purchased a $9.5 million home in Bel-Air. The three-story home has eight bedrooms, 10 1/2 bathrooms, and I’m guessing an in-home bar stock with PBR.

According to the Los Angeles Times, the house features an elevator (because climbing stairs is so not punk rock), sauna, solar-heated pool, wine cellar, and a garage large enough to store ten gas-guzzling SUVs with Green Day stickers on the back.

Congrats on the new home, Sk8er Gurl and Boi. I hope it has hella mold.

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2 Responses to “Avril Lavigne’s New Punk Rock Bel-Air Squat”
  1. Ali_G says:

    Hahahaha!! I love every single thing about the way this article was written

  2. Ta2dMom says:

    I wonder if she’s hired an emo/punk designer yet. You know, so the whole thing can be so punk rock. :puke: