Oh snaps, so it isn’t so! Friends of the couple claim David and Victoria Beckham live separate lives; she chills in LA and the UK, while he spends time in Madrid scoping out broads. Things areso bad, David reportedly keeps a calendar to keep track of the days he can see his family.

Victoria is spending less time than ever at the family home in Madrid.

Instead, she is busying herself in LA or visiting the UK, so much so that David has taken to marking their days together on his calendar.

‘The truth is the Beckhams are leading pretty separate lives and David isn’t pleased about it,’ says a friend of the couple.

‘He has a calendar in his bedroom with days circling how much time he and his wife have spent together and he considers it too scant.’

While Victoria has been jetting between Madrid and LA looking for a house, former England skipper David has been fulfilling his commitments with Real Madrid before leaving to join the LA Galaxy team in the summer.

But they have yet to find the perfect home because of Victoria’s strict stipulations that it must have two separate master bedrooms with bathrooms.

A spokesperson for the Beckhams declined to comment, but my source tells me: ‘Victoria is adamant that they have to have their own spaces because of their different schedules.’

‘They are like ships passing in the night much of the time and one is always complaining that the other disturbs them because of their different timetables.’

Apparently, like royalty, they even try never to fly together so that in the event of a crash their three sons would still have someone to look after them.

With David working and living in LA, hopefully they can make it work; they’re way cute together.

4 Responses to “Posh & Becks On the Rocks?”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    Dear David,
    I would stay right by your side forever and never leave. Drop the vapid woman and be with me.
    Love,
    An Admirer
    Yeah, you’re not going to hear me say I’d be sad if they split ;)

  2. dadsurfah says:

    Who gives a big fat fuck?

  3. Miss M says:

    “like royalty, they even try never to fly together” … it’s just good common sense actually and has nothing to do with behaving “like royalty”. A lot of companies don’t book their directors etc. on the same flight for exact that same reason, that if something happens not the whole board of directors is gone!

  4. Baby Name Book says:

    If Becks On the Rocks? | is to baby name book, then what would the reciprocal of that thought be????