Angelina Jolie admitted in an interview she liked to get her freak on during her kindergarten years. Jolie claimed she was a member of a whor-ish kiddie group called the “Kissy Girls.”

The 31-year-old said: ‘I was a member of a group called the Kissy Girls. I was very sexual in kindergarten.

‘I created a game where I would kiss the boys and give them cooties.’

‘Then we would make out and we would take our clothes off. I got in a lot of trouble!’

Jolie went on to say she lost her virginity at age fourteen to a boy she liked to stab. How sweet!

Speaking to OK! magazine she added: ‘I had started having sex with my boyfriend and the sex and the emotions didn’t feel enough.

‘I was no longer a little girl. In a moment of wanting to feel closer to my boyfriend I grabbed a knife and cut him. He cut me back.’

‘We had an exchange of something and we were covered in blood, my heart was racing. Then whenever I felt trapped, I’d cut myself. I have a lot of scars.’

‘It was an age when I felt adventurous and after a few beers things happened.’

Well, thank God she has four kids and I have zero; she’s clearly much more stable than I am.

8 Responses to “Angelina Jolie: Stabby Kindergarten Slut”
  1. jj says:

    Looks like nothing changed; she still kisses boy and gives them cooties. But for adults, it’s called Herpes.

  2. Ta2dMom says:

    Interesting. They say that fame changes people. At least we know that she’s been like this from the beginning.

  3. mystified says:

    Haven’t we seen her make the same face Jon is making in this picture - wide eyes and mid sentence with the open mouth? She looks just like her father. Too bad she hates him…

  4. Kelly says:

    Too bad this is from an interview she did right after Mr & Mrs Smith when she appeared on the Actors Guild show and isn’t really a recent interview.

  5. Andream says:

    [quote comment="53049"]Too bad this is from an interview she did right after Mr & Mrs Smith when she appeared on the Actors Guild show and isn’t really a recent interview.[/quote]

    And why exactly is this too bad? I found it entertaining. Who fucking cares if the interview wasn’t yesterday. It still shows she was an ultra-sexual person (probably as a result of molestation or sexual assault, just like most other ultra-sexual people).

    Nobody likes an asshole, Kelly. Maybe the body-part, but not the whole person, Doll.

  6. someone says:

    It doesn’t matter when the interview took place, she still said it, and acted like she was proud of it, what a phycho.

  7. Nomi says:

    [quote comment="53081
    Nobody likes an asshole, Kelly. Maybe the body-part, but not the whole person, Doll.[/quote]

    I think I love you.

  8. Taylor says:

    And brad left jen why???? Jolie wat a whore, she wuz always a weirdo