According to the almost always unreliable National Enquirer, Angelina Jolie is suffering from a “deadly disease.” The actress has reportedly become emaciated and exhausted after a dramatic weight plunge following the death of her mother earlier this year.
America’s The National Enquirer magazine is reporting this week that Jolie has a potentially fatal “serious health problem.”
Pre-publication shots of the cover show headlines claiming Jolie is “losing her hair”, suffers “uncontrollable shaking” and is plagued by blinding headaches.
It also adds her beau Brad Pitt will stand by the actress, despite rumours as to the state of their relationship.
Jolie’s brother James Haven has publicly stated he is worried about his sister’s health, though he was more concerned with her shocking weight loss since giving birth to baby Shiloh last May.
He has also told a British paper that she was not eating well and that both he and Pitt were concerned and pushing her towards a healthier lifestyle.
Homegirl does appear to be wicked underweight, but maybe it has less to do with a “deadly disease,” and more to do with chasing four kids under the age of five around.
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April 27th, 2007 at 11:15 am
[...] Angelina Jolie is suffering from a deadly disease [...]
April 27th, 2007 at 11:22 am
Postpardom (sp?) depression. BIG TIME. Duh?!
April 27th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Weird, all the symptoms sound like anorexia to me. But, I think post partum depression coupled with the death of her mother would certainly explain it all too.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
It’s called always being on the go & never relaxing long enough to get her strength. Deppression, Postpartum, not eating right? It’s enough to put you in the hospital if your not carefull. Take care angelina.
August 27th, 2007 at 9:06 am
Just a few burgers a day for a week and this cunt will be spunky again