I have no clue how someone who communicates using grunts, moans, and pouty faces could possibly pen a tell-all book, but that appears to be the case for Britney Spears.

According to Star magazine, Britney plans to write a tell-all autobiography dishing the dirt on past relationships with Kevin Federline and Justin Timberlake, and at the same time, blaming them for her current problems.

It quotes a source who claims: ‘Britney blames most of her problems with drugs and alcohol on the heartache she experienced years before, during her time with Justin - she couldn’t trust him.’

The book could prove juicy reading when finished. The source said: ‘She believes he constantly lied to her about other girls and that destroyed her self-esteem.’

If this is for real, it is going to be such a trainwreck. Can’t wait!

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6 Responses to “Britney Spears Planning to String Sentences Together”
  1. joley says:

    Man, shes ugly. In the first pic her son really really looks like k-fed.

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  3. Ali_G says:

    So– cowboy-cabaret singer? Cooool ….

    Also, best title ever.

  4. Ta2dMom says:

    I’m guessing she’s going to have A LOT of help writing this book. ;)

  5. SydniDeveraux says:

    Is it so fucking hard to make your seams straight?

    baby jesus weeps.

  6. mika says:

    is the baby wearing a wig too?